Hi folks,
How's everyone doing? Happy "belated" new year..... go figure, I'm already behind!!!!! I've been attempting to keep my house somewhat clean.... not a new year's resolution.... just a goal. I've been working hard at it. Yesterday morning I woke up around 7 AM or so. My dog woke me up. I jumped off of the couch (where I generally sleep) to let her out. Somehow, in that process, my foot hit part of a plate that was on my coffee table. I flipped the plate over... no big deal... didn't break.
I let Bean out, and was ready to start the day. However, when I went back towards my couch, I noticed all this "red stuff" on my white pillow. I immediately thought, "Oh my god, I'm bleeding, what did I do?" I had ten fingers and toes. I finally realized that when I tipped that plate over, I catapulted my Tabasco sauce into the air. O well, no one is perfect. However, that Tabasco sauce irritated me. I laid back down on the couch for a few more minutes. I happened to look at the ceiling.... Tabasco sauce everywhere. ... ALL OVER the ceiling!!!!!
Great. Who the hell wakes up in the morning and catapults a Tabasco bottle into the air?
I talked to mom, " I mean, mom, who the hell wakes up in the morning and manages to have red sauce everywhere? I'm destined to fail! Me and a clean house just aren't met to be!"
"Oh, don't feel bad. I've found spaghetti sauce on the ceiling before."
"But, Mom, that was in THE KITCHEN!!!! It wasn't on the family room ceiling!"
"Well, you do have a point. It will, no doubt, make for a good story."
So, that's my story. Tabasco in the early morning isn't so great.
cheers,
bird