Bus,
If you are really going to send them to the melting pot, how about selling them by the pound? Or try $20 for a mystery Large priority box + $12.50 postage. I'll bet that if you donated a pile to Tooltalk for the weekly wrench giveaway, Dispatcher Papaw could finagle a way to get them to Texas. We all know how the stash can get out of hand and especially in your case. People with OCWCD should not come in contact with large quantities of free or near free wrenches. Just remember, friends don't let friends scrap wrenches.
John