Secret Santa

[Nolatoolguy]

Is it to late to do secret Santa?

If no one else I would be willing to undertake the process of setting it up, if not to late.

What do you think papaw?

[Aunt Phil]

Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.

[Papaw]

Not too late if it gets rolling quickly.

[Aunt Phil]

Not too late if it gets rolling quickly.

Ain't nice to go making cracks about Santa's rotund physique and rolling unless you're a blacksmith and want coal in your stocking.

[Nolatoolguy]

Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.

Oh aunt Phil you always make my laugh

[Nolatoolguy]

I will post a secret Santa thread by tommorow morning. Will write it up when I get home from work, just on lunch right now.

[Aunt Phil]

Nola, didn't you get the Memo?

Considering your size and age, you are now a substitute Santa for a Mall.
Now go get your red suit pressed.

Oh aunt Phil you always make my laugh

I go from day to day endeavoring to be your favorite Aunt Nola.

Don't forget, Do NOT use SuperGlue on the beard!
Also remember, a lot of them kids pee on Santa's lap, hold the little darlings away from Santa's lap over an absorbent pad.

[turnnut]

remember, wear black boots, not white sneakers.