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Offline Aunt Phil

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Re: The Model Garage
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2014, 12:39:13 AM »
>a quality day working on a SubArc running around 800 amps

Take a coil spring, like in the front of an old car, but 3 feet lonf and 12 inches wide.

Stick it in a heavy wall pipe, and squash it with a 3 ton press.

SubArc weld a circular plate on each end of the pipe.

*Pray* that the machine was set to the correct table hight and overlap

Release the press with the spring trapped in the can.

You just made a nuclear reactor componant

When you hear the *pop* because the plate was held on with slag instead of a weld....

Run like hell!

So, how long did you work at Cat's Cylinder Plant Rusty?
Did an old fart teach you that trick?
Were you still a broom hand when you learned it?

It's OK, you can fess up, CAT pulled SubArc out & scrapped the machines 10 years back and replaced it with spray MIG.
Then they retired all the old SubArc hands, because the young Welding Engidunces said the old farts couldn't handle the new process.

Then they brought in Plasma welding machines to fix the bad MIG welds.
Then new Welding Engidunes came in to solve the rejection rate on cylinders, and all those nasty warranty return cylinders.
They sold the Plasma welders & bought new MIG machines.

Rumor is a couple old SubArc hands have a shop that does nothing other than delouse CAT cylinders.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance!

Offline Chillylulu

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Re: The Model Garage
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2014, 06:58:56 AM »
>a quality day working on a SubArc running around 800 amps

Take a coil spring, like in the front of an old car, but 3 feet lonf and 12 inches wide.

Stick it in a heavy wall pipe, and squash it with a 3 ton press.

SubArc weld a circular plate on each end of the pipe.

*Pray* that the machine was set to the correct table hight and overlap

Release the press with the spring trapped in the can.

You just made a nuclear reactor componant

When you hear the *pop* because the plate was held on with slag instead of a weld....

Run like hell!

Pretty funny there...

Does the running help, or is it just something to do to occupy your mind until something happens at the reactor?  And what is the function of this spring loaded pipe?

Chilly

Offline rusty

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Re: The Model Garage
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2014, 02:16:58 PM »
Just occupies your mind, what goes up three stories and hits the ceiling comes back down *somewhere*, and being a spring, if it doesn't hit you the first time, it bounces off the floor and tries a few more times....

They were part of a shock mounting system. Everything in a nuclear plant is mounted on springs in the silly hope that it will thus survive an earthquake...
(Mostly it just makes the fellows in the control room seasick, as if they weren't already in bad enough condition , being in the middle of a nuclear plant in the middle of an earthquake and all)
Just a weathered light rust/WD40 mix patina.

Offline Aunt Phil

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Re: The Model Garage
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2014, 02:46:17 PM »
Just occupies your mind, what goes up three stories and hits the ceiling comes back down *somewhere*, and being a spring, if it doesn't hit you the first time, it bounces off the floor and tries a few more times....

They were part of a shock mounting system. Everything in a nuclear plant is mounted on springs in the silly hope that it will thus survive an earthquake...
(Mostly it just makes the fellows in the control room seasick, as if they weren't already in bad enough condition , being in the middle of a nuclear plant in the middle of an earthquake and all)

AND, some things sit on springs that will make a locomotive blush.
There are even rooms full of thick printed manuals on how to change each and every individual light bulb in a friggin nuke.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance!