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Offline RedVise

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Funny CL ad
« on: July 27, 2014, 06:54:44 AM »
Posting here as the ad copy is pretty funny, especially to tool guys !!

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/tls/4573217489.html


Bought the planer years ago and made the stand for it. Never got around to attaching the motor. Some assembly required and some cleanup. The photos show the garage of an aging doofus who started too many projects and finished fewer and then moved to Minnesota leaving a lifetime of compulsive buying behind him for a poor stupid friend to sell. TAKE THIS AS A WARNING. Or you can do the same and have your wife leave you and then live alone with your old smelly dog and cigars and be happy until you croak in the middle of your overstocked garage,

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Offline HeelSpur

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Re: Funny CL ad
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 07:22:31 AM »
lol, that sounds familiar.
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Offline EVILDR235

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Re: Funny CL ad
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 09:31:28 PM »
I have two Craftsman made ones. Bought them both for $11.00 and they are both sitting where i put them about three years ago. I don't need them, but i didn't want to see the scrap metal guy get them.

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Offline Plyerman

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Re: Funny CL ad
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 09:42:10 PM »
Come to think of it, croaking in the middle of an overstocked garage whilst smelling of cigars and old dog sounds a lot more appealing than most of the alternatives. :sad:
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Offline EVILDR235

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Re: Funny CL ad
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 10:48:24 PM »
when i croak, i hope it is at home. i want to be surrounded by things i love and my family. My collections include tools, books and firearms. Sold all the old cars,trucks and related parts already.

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Offline Chillylulu

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Re: Funny CL ad
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 11:03:19 PM »
Quote from: EVILDR235 on July 27, 2014, 10:48:24 PM
when i croak, i hope it is at home. i want to be surrounded by things i love and my family. My collections include tools, books and firearms. Sold all the old cars,trucks and related parts already.

EvilDr235

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Except my collections include rocks & minerals, old tools, gems, music boxes, hammers, instruments for grandkids to play, nice boxes to put things in, and chairs.
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