Green

[Aunt Phil]

Would the person who mistakenly borrowed Nola's Spandex elf costume for a polishing cloth please return it immediately.
Santa needs Nola on elf duty, and Nola can't report without his green suit.

Thank you

[Bill Houghton]

What, his birthday suit's not enough?

[turnnut]

I think that I saw it somewhere on the internet, it was listed under "Elf on a shelf."

[Northwoods]

Funny you should mention that.
Saw a lady across the aisle at church last evening who was a dead ringer for the Elf on the Shelf.  Scary!
Didn't let it spoil my holiday mood, though.
Merry Christmas!