Welcome to the asylum Mr. Papaw. As you know we must be crazy to be here in the first place. Nurse 9/32 drive Ratchet will be along in a few minutes to give us our meds. That loud noise you hear upstairs is the sound of a 1900's machine shop line shafts that power all the lathes, drill presses, scrapers and grinders. That fellow running the lathe is Mr. Ford. He keeps babbling about how he is going to change the world. He is one of the worst. Cuckoo,cuckoo,cuckoo. 3 o'clock boys. Shut her down. Time for lunch. Aw crap, Spam again.
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