Dummies-R-us

[rusty]

From the product spec sheet for a well known european tool maker:

"Features

•Handle markings
Handle markings include a screw symbol and the size of the tip to help you easily find the right screwdriver in your tool bag ..."

Really? A SCREW SYMBOL? So we know what a screwdriver...fits?

Yeash...have we gotton that dumb?

[Stoney]

Rusty, Klein has for years marked the end of their screwdriver handles with a + or - to show if it was phillips or straight slot and the size showed the size of the tip.

[skipskip]

the local 7-11 kinda store sells plastic bags of split firewood.

They come with printed instructions........

first one...

'take wood out of  bag'

[john k]

1960s Japanese car owners manual, Do not exceed 100kph for break in period, do not exceed 150kph driving in icy conditions, especially in mountains.  Why would I want to drive in snow and ice in the mountains at that speed anyway?

[johnsironsanctuary]

Reminds me of an old blond joke.

Girlfriend: Why do you have T.G.I.F magic markered on the top of your panty hose?
Blond: Toes Go In First

[Papaw]

I remember the day the Safety-Kleen guy came by the shop to put a warning on the parts washer-
"DO NOT DRINK!!"