I may be forced to stop coming to this site.
All weekend my tools have been trying to give me a guilt complex.
Every one I picked up is at least 30 years old and most are past 50. They claim they should be retired, sitting on a shelf or display board someplace rather than still working. Complain, complain complain all day. Even the MIG machine had a tood. It demanded a new contact tip.
Even worse, a few have picked the hiding habit up. One pipe wrench was hiding in a fitting drawer. When I found it the dang wrench claimed it was dirty and should be on Tool Security rather than grabbing a fitting at this stage in its life.
It got so bad I threw a tantrum. I pulled my More Perfect Stool to a comfortable spot, threw a few of the more obnoxious wannabe retirees on a table and went to brushing them down with FranzShield. They think that stuff is suntan oil for tools. They will learn otherwise!