Take your glasses off before you get in the shower
Never set your car keys down in the shop
Remember your wallet
Call a restaurant to see if they're open before driving an hour
Always make sure you don't accidentally sell tools from your personal stash
Put tape on clamps before you glue!
Never take a tool apart and think,"I'll get back to that later" way later!!!!
Figure out how old you are before the doctor asks you
Never give your dog a broken chisel/hammer/hatchet handle... they don't know the difference between a broken one and a good one
Call your mom and dad, although I no idea why they would worry about me!
Count your blessings for all the lessons you learned today
Cheers
Bird

Hello, Bird. Thanks for posting, I have been there for all of those! Regards, Lou